Grand Delusions: My Night at the Majestic Lodge

The Grand Majestic Lodge markets itself as “the most haunted hotel in the Cragstone Mountains,” which is impressive, considering the competition consists mostly of abandoned ski chalets and outhouses with broken locks. Perched on a cliff like a rotting wedding cake, the Majestic lures in ghost hunters, paranormal thrill-seekers, and the occasional unfortunate skeptic (guess … Read more

The Haunted Post Office of Prairie Falls

There are haunted mansions. There are haunted hotels. There are haunted abandoned asylums with grim nicknames, peeling paint, and badly edited YouTube documentaries. And then there’s Prairie Falls, Kansas’ claim to fame: a haunted post office. The Millstone Post Office looks exactly like you’d expect a building haunted by bureaucracy to look: square, beige, buzzing with fluorescent … Read more

The Crystal Caverns Healing Grotto: Where the Only Thing You Absorb Is Humidity

Somewhere in the misty foothills of questionably named Mystic Valley, you’ll find the Crystal Caverns Healing Grotto — a site proudly advertised as “a rare confluence of natural energies, sacred vibrations, and ancient cosmic alignments.” What it actually offers is a damp cave, a thinly veiled gift shop, and an excellent opportunity to question your … Read more