Area 51: Where Secrecy, Sci-Fi, and Stupidity Collide

Area 51 is the world’s most famous military base —precisely because people don’t know what actually happens there. Unfortunately, whenever humans encounter a blank space on the map, they fill it with whatever nonsense makes them feel clever. In this case: alien spacecraft, interdimensional portals, and, depending on which forum you land on, time-traveling lizard … Read more

The Nazca Lines: Desert Doodles for the Easily Impressed

If you ever feel underachieving, remember: two thousand years ago, a group of ancient Peruvians spent decades carving enormous pictures into the desert floor — and modern humans immediately assumed it must have been aliens. The Nazca Lines — sprawling geoglyphs etched across the Nazca Desert — depict hummingbirds, monkeys, spiders, and a few abstract … Read more

The Gnostic Gnome of Greenfield

Every town has its quirks. Greenfield, Georgia has the Blessed Gnome. According to the hand-painted sign propped up in Barb Jensen’s front yard (right next to a sun-bleached flamingo and a “God Bless America” wind spinner), this squat ceramic gnome has granted “over 400 wishes” since 2003. The ritual is simple: Rub the gnome’s nose, … Read more